Monday, 10 November 2008

courtesy of Lady D.......

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Piers gaveston!

  1. The porpoise is second to piers gaveston as the most intelligent animal on the planet.
  2. If you blow out all the candles on piers gaveston with one breath, your wish will come true.
  3. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with piers gaveston and water!
  4. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, piers gaveston and compline.
  5. It takes 17 muscles to smile, and 43 to frown at piers gaveston.
  6. If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have piers gaveston for the rest of the day!
  7. Piers gaveston is the world's largest rodent.
  8. Piers gaveston can taste with his feet.
  9. The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed piers gaveston would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used him to decorate their battle shields.
  10. Without piers gaveston, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.>

5 comments:

Ceirseach said...

Piers gaveston is the world's largest rodent.

I can think of several noblemen who would have agreed with that!

And how considerate of him to pollinate apple trees for us.

Alianore said...

LOL, I love the Mechanical Contrivium! Funny, I got exactly the same facts about Piers when I did it last year. ;)

Anerje said...

I don't think Piers would have been happy to be the world's largest rodent!

Lady Despenser's Scribery said...

"If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have piers gaveston for the rest of the day!"

Hehe - must try this one!

mrats.marajenner said...

The world's largest rodent? I love it!